Tonight after successfully cleaning his plate, Mack asked for a milkshake for his dessert.
I was cleaning up the dishes so John offered to make it. Which I really appreciated...
Almost to the bottom of the glass & sucking with all of his might on the straw, I asked him:
Me: Mack, how was it?
Mack: Well, it was good, but I have to admit - (looking over at John) - No offense, but its not as good as yours!
Me: What??? What did you say???
Mack: I SAID NO OFFENSE BUT ITS NOT AS GOOD AS THE ONES YOU MAKE!!!
John: THAT AIN'T RIGHTTTTTT!
I was in TOTAL shock? I really couldn't believe what he said!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I just ONE UP'D THIS KIDS FATHER!! Which NEVER happens...
I consider this a TOTAL SUCCESS that was COMPLETELYYYY UNSOLICITED!!
Of everything that I actually am good at, the kid thinks that my milkshakes are BETTER than his fathers - apparently I scoop out the ice cream better or something???!
Regardless, its MONUMENTAL... and I'll TAKE IT! I might even make an iron on shirt and wear it with PRIDE that clearly states:
BEST MILKSHAKE MAKER!
2 comments:
Congratulations oh Milkshake Master!
Elaine's milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard...! Go E! Go E!
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