I really wanted to write something totally perplexing tonight - but given the sleep deprivation, I'm finding that my thoughts are in short sentence fragments.
These are some of the random thoughts that have crossed my mind today... Enjoy the randomness that follows...
I'm convinced that I'm addicted to chocolate Entennman's donuts - so much so, that our kids KNOW that if they even TOUCH the box they are in DEEP trouble! They are known as "E*s special donuts"... Confession: some days I have 2!
...Which immediately leads to THIS thought: the extra 10lbs of baby *love* that has highjacked my waistline is OVER staying its welcome!!! It really doesn't help that I crave carbs ALLLL day long? That I never feel full? or that I eat cookies like I'm 12! And NO, I'm not exaggerating. I literally baked a whole batch of chocolate chip cookies the other day JUST for myself. Its quite ridiculous. Oh, and GUESS WHAT? Its girl scout cookie time... Uggggg I will be adding an additional 10lbs to the current 10lbs of baby *love* and will basically NEVER wear a bathing suit again at this rate. *SIGH*
Another random thought: Before I had Miller, I was OBSESSED with plucking my eyebrows... it was pretty serious! (just ask my sisters!) Sitting at a stoplight was my FAVORITE time to pluck away - the lighting was/is ALWAYS perfect (trust me on this!). Welllllll, SINCE Miller's arrival - my eyebrows look like a blonde catepillar convention! This pains me!
How about THIS one: True confession: for 1.8 seconds today when I was pulling into my driveway, I *thought* about life with a minivan... EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! Don't panic my faithful 3(!) blog followers! I snapped out of it at the 1.9 second mark - but WHEW! Close one! At that thought, I IMMEDIATELY ran into the house, up the stairs, threw open my cabinet, got out my tweezers and WENT. TO. TOWNNN. on THOSE hideous eyebrows for a full 20 minutes.... MUST. FIND. ELAINE. UNDER. THIS. MESS. PRONTO. SHES. LOOSING. HER. MARBLES.
(7 feet of blonde eyebrows later)
The world looks more like I remember it - and the baby seems excited (thus the photo above!) to see that his mother has eyes again! Whew... a WIN-WIN!
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