The bane of my existence... PART TWO

Pantyhose… SERIOUSLYYYY??? HOW. COULD. I. FORGET. PANTYHOSE????? No offense guys, but a MAN MUST have invented this boa constrictor "fashion" statement! As IF, wearing heels all day isn’t bad enough – someone had to go and invent something EVEN more uncomfortable to go WITH the heels? Oh, and then there is the “control top” -- now those “lovelys” are just something EVERY woman looks forward to “modeling” “wearing” “squeezing into” and getting a “stomach ache” for! Two words: Muffin Top! …nuff said.