CPAisms... Part Two

You know you work in a CPA firm during tax season WHEN:

#1495 - Eating a sub at lunch in 15 mins seems like a “break”…

and YES, this DOES cause heartburn!

#167 - When the Mt. Dew cans have taken OVER the recycling box.

#378 - When everything(!) seems like the funniest thing

you have EVER heard...

Examples:
What time did you get here this morning:

4:15am - Hilarious!

What are you having for dinner tonight :

Whats dinner? Hilarious!

Am I going to get a refund:

PAAA leaseeee! Hilarious!

How many fingers AM I holding up:

I'm sorry, I fell asleep - what did you say?

Simplyyyyy HA!larious!