1. Anthony Bourdain’s humor is entertaining to me – if you don’t know who he is, do yourself a favor, Google him, and watch his show – you won’t be sorry – he is HA(!)larious. John and I saw him Thursday night at the DPAC (great new venue in Durham) …However, red wine in a solo cup was $6 – kinda steep, kinda like our seats? At one point, I thought we were going to end up on the roof to watch the show? …I digress?
2. I got new “heels” put on my boots on weds. And I’m very happy about it… prior to the repair, I was “SPARKFUL” - metal on concrete – hilarious and even entertaining at times, yet a fire hazard. My office mates appreciate that they can now continue working w/o the fear of me setting them and the rest of my office on fire…
3. I mean really, people – does anyone care about ANY of these musings? Does anyone even READ this crap that I call "life"?? Is ANYONE OUT THERE??? I mean, I happen to laugh at myself often - but the REALLLL question here is this: Is God laughing too??? Hummm? At times I think he is cracking himself UP by sending cute little girl scouts to EVERY STINKIN CORNER I round just to taunt me. I'm convinced that God has an "interesting" sense of humor.
4. WAIT!! Oh look!!!!!! another thin mint… Gotta run… AND CATCH IT… AND SHOVE IT IN MY MOUTH… AND FEEL MY HIPS SPREAD LIKE ONE OF THOSE “PUT-THE-FISH-IN WATER-FOR-24-HOURS-AND-WATCH-IT-GROW-INTO-SOMETHING-THAT-DOESN’T-EVEN-RESEMBLE-THE-“CUTE FISH”-YOU-STARTED-WITH”… Gross… and disturbing…
5. In all seriousness -- I’ve concluded that I need to be in the “put-the-girl-scout-cookie-DOWN-support-group”. I'm going to go look in the phonebook to see if they have any local chapters in my area... I'll have to keep you posted on my "progress" or more than likely, my "lack there of!"
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Even though I get to see you five days a week, well right now actually six I check this post almost everyday. As always you are halarious. Thanks for being who you are!!!
Love ya,
Lisa Fuller
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